|
Ayup
Your Christmas!
Well
I have to say I'm impressed with you dropping
in like this. On a Christmas holiday an' all.
Well chuffed we are. Thanks for dropping by.
Christmas
time is quality feet-up and chill out time and
here you are browsing in on the daftest website
in Yorkshire. Good on you.
Hope
your Christmas is going well - me and our lass
have cleared the decks this year and we're dug
in for a few days. Proper hibernation. Fridge
full of quality snap, some Becks Dark chilling
in the ice box, and about half a deli's worth
of serious nibbles. Camonbert. Vermont Cheddar.
Stilton. Bousin. Merlot. Cabernet Sauvignon.
Bahlsen. All we need is some daft films on the
box and we'll be happy till the end of Boxing
Day.
I
know we should be paying attention to the health
freaks amongst you - watching the weight and
the calories - so we don't croak of Chocolatitis
or Coca Colaration or something. But we intend
to have ourselves a seriously good time.
In
the past we've both done the sociable thing.
The family thing. The ten pints and a curry
thing. The all day Christmas hangover thing.
The see how many strangers you can snog in town
without the other half coming at you with a
socket wrench thing....
And
now we're doing the home-alone phone off the
hook thing, preferably with Jimmy Stewart, Donna
Reed, Clarence the Angel 2nd Class and Lionel
Barrymore shouting "Sentimental Hogwash"
at seasonal passers by.
I'm
sure that at some point I'll get on the blower
and see how the folks are doing, but other than
that I'm staying off the computer and keeping
well away from civilization. Even now we're
drawing the curtains, stoking the fire and getting
a right fug up.
Hope
you're having a good Christmas yourself - It
can't be bad if you've found yourself a scurrilous
little website like this one to waste a few
seconds.
So
what's the deal? Brand new computer? Looking
for the Boxing Day results and got lost?
Anyroad
- mighty glad to see you anyway, and many compliments
of the gorging season to you! Hope you drop
back in when you've a spare moment. Happy Chrimble,
Merry Hannukah and a hip'n'groovy Kwanzaa to
one an' all.
Right
you can go now. Back button's up there in the
left hand corner...
Blogga.
|
